This one was snagged from . Huzzah.

If I were a month, I would be: Summer.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9:00 PM
If I were a planet, I would be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Diatom.
If I were a direction, I would be: East.
If I were a piece of furniture: Vanity Mirror
If I were a sin, I would be: Sloth.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Richard II! Woot.
If I were a liquid, I would be: Natural gas on Titan.
If I were a stone, I would be: Ruby.
If I were a tree, I would be: Palm tree.
If I were a bird, I would be: Myna.
If I were a tool, I would be: Screwdriver.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Hydrangea.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Summer rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Chimera.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Oboe.
If I were an animal, I would be: Meercat.
If I were a colour, I would be: Blue.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Anxiousness.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Carrot.
If I were a sound, I would be: Onomatopoeia.
If I were an element, I would be: Paladium. Yey~
If I were a car, I would be: Crashed.
If I were a song, I would be: Call and Return by Hellogoodbye
If I were a movie, I would be: The Illusionist.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Francis Bacon. Hah.
If I were a food, I would be: Tandoori shrimp.
If I were a place, I would be: Kanyakumari.
If I were a taste, I would be: Pleasantly tangy.
If I were a scent, I would be: Jasmine.
If I were a religion, I would be: Mithraism! Yey!
If I were a word, I would be: Mercurial.
If I were a body part, I would be: Cheekbone.
If I were a facial expression, I would be:
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Genetics. That class was my darling.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Oishi Syuichirou, probably.
If I were a shape, I would be: Ellipse. I have foci, bitch.
If I were a number, I would be: 9
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: PANUELA!
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: Earring.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: Jewelry.

Wow, I need something better to do with my time. xD